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阿尼斯著

你这蠢驴给我听好了！我跟你那帮军纪散漫的傻蛋说了多少次，堡垒里都是烂泥脚印。猜猜我在大厅里发现了什么？有史以来最大的一滩烂泥！我要你命令他们在进来前都给我在干草堆上把脚擦干净了。要不干草堆有什么用！还有件事！你给我对付地窖里恶鼠的那些捕熊陷阱根本不管用！以下的鼠患持续几周了，只逮住了一只。派几个你的“手下”来把它们收拾了。不然你就等着在你的晚餐中发现恶鼠的毛发吧，要知道每次都是我帮你把它们挑出来的。

——阿尼斯

Complaint Letter

By Agnis

Now listen here you mutton-head! I've told that lot of ill trained whelps you call soldiers time and again about tracking in mud all over the fort and what do I find all over the mess hall? The biggest mud pile I have ever seen! I want you to order them to wipe their feet off on the hay before tromping in. That's what it's there for!

Oh and another thing! Those bear traps you gave me for the skeevers in the cellar? Useless! I've had those down there for weeks and caught only one of them and the rest keep coming back. Get some of your 'men' down there to clear them out.

Unless of course you like finding skeever hair in your dinner, because I can always stop picking it out for you.

-- Agnis