蓝皮神的日记
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Blue God's Journal
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蓝皮神的日记（汤镬汉化）
第一天
部落要我拿出猎人的真章实干——捕上些个猎物然后回到城寨，兴许是要开席了。这都不是事，我早就在水边摆下了一个圈套。现在我守株待兔就成了。
第二天
我的圈套看来不管用。我是照葫芦画瓢把它绑在一根棍子上的。显然，洛波给我的绳子不牢靠，我也找不到能用的棍子。我真搞不懂他们怎么就拿这破玩意儿打发我去打猎。
第三天
也就过了没几天，可我就想放弃了。我把阿图布给我的面包都吃光了，真饿呀。我的个玛拉凯斯哟，他们是想成心弄死我啊。
第五天
这一带的兔子可太灵活了，撒丫子追都追不上。我寻思要是我在口袋里放点诱饵，还能抓上一只，可问题是，我什么诱饵都没有。悔不该吃了我袋子里的胡萝卜，但一顿不吃饿得慌啊。
第六天
玛拉凯斯保佑，我还活着！我在营地南边发现了个山洞，里面满是奇怪的蓝色蘑菇，我上去就吃了起来。我记得阿图布说过有些蘑菇带毒，可我却没生病，所以她哪里晓得。总之，我最后装满了一麻袋。如果我吃饱了回来，兴许我就能说服其他人不用打猎了。
第七天
我拎着装满蘑菇的袋子回到拉加施布尔，他们挨个都倒出来，对我的狩猎技巧冷嘲热讽。
要是这还算不上羞辱，那亚马兹酋长操起锤子把袋子砸个稀巴烂，然后把里面的东西一股脑倒在我脑袋顶上。部落里没人给我说上半句好话，光在那笑了，又是什么？
现在亚马兹要我抓来点好几条腿的东西。这不公平。他上次抓到活物得多久了？
第八天
我太饿了。打猎是不可能打猎的，这辈子都不会打猎的。我要是就那么饿死，他们兴许也会把我扔下不管。
第九天
我的个玛拉凯斯哟，出什么事儿了？我回到洞里再去采些蘑菇时被绊倒了，掉坑里了。
我大喊救命，非但没得救，反而很快就被一群绿色怪物包围了，嘶嘶作响，咬牙切齿。我猜他们要生咥了我。
但我还没喊出声来，其中一个就双膝跪地，砰砰磕头！其他的便立刻附和。
他们会是地精吗？这距离他们的栖息地可太靠北了。不管怎么着，他们好像我把当贵宾一般礼遇有加。
第十一天
玛拉凯斯保佑，原来他们把我当成神了！一定是我脸上的蓝色污渍，让我得到了他们的区别对待。我真得谢谢亚马兹把麻袋甩在我脑袋上，总有一天我会让地精用爪子给他脑瓜子开开瓢去报答一下。
第十五天
我的军旅日益壮大。不久我们便会有足够的人手去占领城寨。现在我让他们去赛瑞迪尔采蓝蘑菇，如此我就能接着忽悠下去了，虽说它们中有些个可能开始起疑了。
有一天，我觉得它们中的一只瞧见我用棍子往后背上涂蓝色颜料了。我得多盯着点它。
第十八天
我搞清楚是谁瞅着我了，就是那个拿着一柄可笑的长矛的讨人嫌小矬子。看来他是这群地精的猎手。他让我回想起拉加施布尔的每个兽人，他们冲着我哈哈大笑。
我试图从它手中夺过长矛，但他一定是做了手脚，因为矛太重了，根本拎不起来。我不知道他是受海尔辛还是玛拉凯斯保佑，但只须晓得地精只尊奉一位神——本大爷蓝皮神。
第二十一天
地精来往赛瑞迪尔的隧道坍塌了。不碍事，反正我的军旅快大到能攻下要塞了，事成之后，我便可卖掉亚马兹的家当，换来一整车颜料。但在出征前，我得拿个异教徒祭旗。
一旦把他解决了，便向其他的地精杀一儆百，告诫他们渎神的下场。
藍神的日記（官方繁中）
第1日
部落要求我證明自己身為獵人的實力。他們要我用陷阱捕到獵物再回去城寨，大概是要擺宴席慶祝一場。應該不會太難，我已經在水邊設好陷阱了，現在只要坐著等食物上門就好。
第2日
我的陷阱好像沒有用。我按照他們的指示把陷阱綁在一根樹枝上。洛波給我的繩子顯然太脆弱了。不然就是這裡的樹枝不好用。工具這麼破爛，我要怎麼打獵？
第3日
才過了幾天，我就想放棄了。我好餓，阿土布給我的麵包已經全吃完了。瑪拉凱斯啊，他們是要我死在這裡嗎？
第5日
兔子動作太敏捷，我根本追不上。我想說只要在口袋裡裝一點誘餌，就能抓一隻兔子。問題是我身上根本沒有誘餌。我不該把袋子裡的蘿蔔吃完的，但是我快餓死了。
第6日
感謝瑪拉凱斯，我還活著！我在營地南邊找到一個洞穴，裡面到處都是奇怪的藍色蘑菇，我馬上就摘來吃。我記得阿土布說過有些蘑菇有毒，但是我現在好好的，表示她根本什麼都不懂。總之我後來用袋子裝滿蘑菇。如果我可以吃飽回去，說不定就能說服大家我們不必打獵。
第7日
我帶著一整袋蘑菇回拉加施布爾，但他們把蘑菇全吐了，還嘲笑我的打獵技巧。
這還不是最丟臉的，後來亞馬茲首領拿錘子把袋子砸爛，再把裡面的東西全部倒在我頭上。部落裡沒有人願意幫我說話，他們全都站在旁邊嘲笑我。
亞馬茲說我得再出去捕有長腳的東西回來。真是不公平。他自己多久沒有打獵了？
第8日
我好餓。打獵根本是不可能的任務。我說不定會直接餓死。誰叫他們要把我一個人丟在這裡。
第9日
瑪拉凱斯啊，發生了什麼事？我回到洞穴裡想摘蘑菇，結果我大概被什麼東西絆到，摔進一個洞裡。
我大聲呼救，結果不只沒有人來救我，我還被一群綠色的怪物包圍，牠們一直咬牙切齒發出嘶嘶聲。我本來以為完了，我要被他們吃掉了。
結果我還來不及尖叫，其中一個就跪下來對我敬禮！其他怪物也跟著照做。
牠們是哥布林嗎？這麼北邊通常不會有哥布林。總之他們似乎把我當成貴賓對待。
第11日
感謝瑪拉凱斯庇護，原來他們以為我是神！他們對其他獸人也沒有這樣，所以一定是因為看到我臉上的藍色汙漬。真要感謝亞馬茲把袋子裡的蘑菇倒在我頭上。我應該要真的找他道謝，然後馬上派我的哥布林去把撕爛他的臉。
第15日
我的軍隊日益壯大。我們很快就有能力攻陷城寨了。我現在派他們在賽瑞迪爾收集藍色蘑菇，這樣我才能繼續騙他們。不過好像已經有些人開始起疑了。
前幾天我好像有人看到我用樹枝把藍色顏料塗在背上。我得盯好他才行。
第18日
我知道是誰看到我了。是那個拿著奇怪長矛的噁心小個頭。他好像是這裡的獵人。他跟拉加施布爾那群當面嘲笑我的獸人全都一個樣。
我想把他的長矛搶走，但是他一定動了手腳，因為長矛重得拿不起來。我不知道是海爾辛還是瑪拉凱斯在保護他，但是他得學乖，哥布林只需要一個神，那就是藍神，就是我。
第21日
哥布林來往賽瑞迪爾用的通道坍塌了。沒關係，我的軍隊已經快足以攻陷城寨了。等事成以後，我可以把亞馬茲的東西賣掉，拿去買一車的顏料。在那之前，我應該要拿那個不信我的人來殺雞儆猴。
解決掉他以後，所有哥布林都會見識到質疑神明的下場。
Blue God's Journal（官方英语）
Day 1
The tribe demanded I prove myself as a hunter. They want me to trap some game and return to the Stronghold, probably for a celebratory feast. It shouldn't be too hard. I already set up a snare by the water. Now I can just sit back and let the food come to me.
Day 2
My snare trap doesn't seem to be working. I tied it to a stick just like they said. Clearly Lob gave me a flimsy rope. Either that or the sticks out here are no good. I don't know how they expect me to hunt with such broken tools.
Day 3
It's only been a few days, but I already feel like giving up. I'm hungry and I've gone through all the bread Atub gave me. By Malacath, they really expect me to die out here.
Day 5
The rabbits here are too nimble to chase down. I thought I could just grab one if I put some bait in my pockets, but problem is, I don't have any bait. I shouldn't have eaten all the carrots in my sack but I was starving.
Day 6
Malacath's blessings, I'm alive! I found a cave south of my camp full of strange blue mushrooms, which I immediately ate. I remember Atub saying something about some mushrooms being poisonous, but I didn't get sick so what does she know. Anyways, I ended up filling my sack with them. If I come back with a full stomach maybe I can convince the others we don't need to hunt.
Day 7
I came back to Largashbur with my sack full of mushrooms and one by one they spit them out and mocked my hunting skills.
If that wasn't humiliating enough, Chief Yamarz took a hammer and crushed the sack, then dumped the contents on my head. None of my tribe mates bothered to defend me, they just stood there and laughed.
Now Yamarz says I have to go back out there and catch something with some legs. It's not fair. When's the last time he caught anything?
Day 8
I'm so hungry. Hunting is impossible. Maybe I'll just die. That'll teach them to leave me out here alone.
Day 9
By Malacath, what just happened? I went back to the cave to pick some more mushrooms, when something must've tripped me because I fell into a pit.
I yelled out for help, but instead of getting rescued, I was quickly surrounded by a horde of green monsters, hissing and gnashing their teeth. I figured that was it. They were going to eat me.
But before I could scream, one of them dropped to his knees and started bowing! The others followed.
Could they be goblins? You never see them this far north. In any case, they seem to be treating me like an honored guest.
Day 11
Blessings of Malacath, it turns out they think I'm a god! They don't seem to treat other Orcs the same, so it must be the blue stains on my face. I need to thank Yamarz for dumping that sack on my head. I think I'll do that, right before I have my goblins claw open his face.
Day 15
My army grows by the day. Soon we'll have enough numbers to overrun the Stronghold. For now I have them collecting blue mushrooms from Cyrodiil so I can maintain the ruse, although some of them might be starting to suspect.
The other day I think one of them saw me use a stick to spread blue paint on my back. I'll need to keep a close eye on him.
Day 18
I figured out who it was that saw me, it's that nasty little runt with the funny-looking spear. It seems he's the hunter of the group. He reminds me of every Orc back at Largashbur who laughed in my face.
I tried to grab the spear from him but he must've done something to it because it was too heavy to lift. I don't know if it's Hircine or Malacath that's protecting him, but he needs to learn that goblins only have one god. The Blue God. Me.
Day 21
The tunnel the goblins were using to come here from Cyrodiil's collapsed. No matter. My army is nearly big enough to take the Stronghold, and once that's done I can sell Yamarz's things for a whole wagon full of paint. Before I do that though, I need to make an example of the non-believer.
Once he's dealt with, it'll show all the other goblins what happens when you question your god.
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